Media & Press

The cyberpunk mystic your audience didn’t know they needed.

I’m a professional witch, tarot reader, and punk mystic with decades of experience and a sharp eye for story. Whether you’re producing a podcast, livestream, morning show, or digital feature, I bring camera-ready insight with a bold, stylish edge. Available for interviews, live readings, panel appearances, and special collaborations.

I don’t just show up for the spotlight though — I know what goes into creating it. I’ve also produced large-scale public events, including a Halloween party attended by hundreds at the historic Corset Factory in Cortland, NY. From logistics to vibe-setting, I understand how to create experiences that stick with people, both on air and in person.

Blessed Be, y’all! -V.X

Bios (Short & Long)

Valentine X is a professional witch, tarot reader, and psychic entertainer known for their bold style and razor-sharp insight. With decades of experience and roots in both esoteric study and lived tradition, they deliver tarot readings that blend archetypal wisdom, historical context, and a sequin-slick sense of humor. Valentine is available for media appearances, private clients, and public events nationwide.

Valentine X is not your average tarot reader. They’re a seasoned professional witch whose work merges the mystic with the modern—using tarot to make people think, laugh, and remember who they are. Raised in South Florida, Valentine draws from a heritage rooted in Afro-Caribbean, South American, and European American traditions, and is well-versed in both Afro-diasporic and European spiritual systems.

Their readings are grounded in decades of practice, informed by a deep love of Carl Jung’s studies on archetypes, shadow work, and the collective unconscious, and shaped by their academic and philosophical approach to magic. Whether reading one-on-one, working a packed festival, or pulling cards live on-air, they balance insight with performance—sequins, rhinestones, sparkling personality and all!

Valentine is also a programmer and lifelong gamer researching how myth, meme culture, and the internet’s “new gods” are merging with old-world mysticism. A writer, event producer, and speaker, they’ve read for drag shows, festivals, cabarets, and private clients from every walk of life. In 2022, they produced and co-hosted a public Halloween event that brought hundreds to the historic Corset Factory in Cortland, NY.

Available for events, press features, VIP readings, and on-air appearances.